If one day you you happen to hear two people talking about something of suggestive nature and in that conversation they make reference to an innuendo that is unknown to you... an innuendo that sounds suspiciously sexual and intriguingly freakish but the meaning of which eludes you...
... if that happens, what you don't want to do is...
.... you don't want to use google to satisfy that curiosity. Oooh no, don't do it.
Do this- smile mischievously like you are totally in on the uptake... or you could even go with the "You're so naughty (and I kinda dig it)" sly smile, 'cause that's always cool.
But don't act on impulse... some mysteries are best left unexplored Judith, trust me on this.
But for those of you who just cant take advice... those who buck authority... to all those lonely, horny, totally socially inept hackers who proclaim "information wants to be free!" (or was that just in the movie?) ... to you I say this...
If for whatever reason, drinking, drugs, a dare, boredom, etc. you did decide to pick up that laptop and type in those seemingly harmless and inconspicuous words of mystery...
... don't reference urban dictionary.... definitely not urbandictionary.com
But... if you were so inclined one could look up one's own name on urbandictionary.com and learn some very interesting things about one's self. But "one" would definitely not want to do that if one was faint of heart....
The filth that is on that website... *shakes head in wonder*
You probably just caused the sight to crash with every one running to see what's there.
ReplyDeletelol @ Gail! Too funny!
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