Is it okay to read the Twilight series more than once?
Let me ask you this?
How well read do you think these books look?
On second thought, don't answer that question!
In truth, I've fallen out of love with Edward...
I feel so empowered saying that!
I no longer have to bare the shame of belonging to the "My-name-is- Chelsi-and-I-am-an-adult-woman-in-love with-the-fictional-character-Edward-Cullen-and-his-gloriously-hot-reincarnation-Robert Pattinson -Anonymous-Club" and in to the self respecting world of "Twilight-is-a-not-so-wonderfully-written,-shamelessly-over-the-top-romantic-TEEN-fiction-as-sickeningly-sweet-as-it's-over-abundant-fressia-and-therefor-I-am-officially-on.......
TEAM-JACOB!!!!
Poor-flawed-passionate-oh-so-manly-and-no-so-metrosexual-Jacob Black!!
If only it werent illegal for me to admit to having a crush on Taylor Lautner ......
I'd shamelessly write little "I *heart* Jacob" all over my binder.
But I cant.
Because I'm 27.
And 27-year-old/9-years-out-of-high-school women don't have binders.
But I do have a dry erase board on my refrigerator....
Thou shall not crush on a 17 year old boy.... Is he even 17?
Now back to Melanie's question....
I could say that.... as Twilight has inspired screaming, squealing, hysterical, idol worshiping in every teenage girl's heart in the nation and therefor any self respecting woman must deny any and all association and recommendations with respect to said vampire, ware wolf, blushing-clumsy-fressia-smelling-human novels, I'd answer Melanie's question as....
Go right ahead, my dear. We wont tell.
Oh and one more thing....
I DID NOT SQUEAL IN THIS NEW NEW MOON SNEAK PEAK (ONLY SHOWN AT COMIC CON.)
Promise.
I LOVE that series!! I was totally sucked in that the series!! And I had no idea they were playing a sneak preview!! Holy Cow!! That was awesome!!! And I want to know what exercises that boys does to get those abs!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!! I'm a shameless Twihard. ;) Is it November yet??!!
ReplyDeleteWow - looks gooooood! *ahem*
ReplyDeleteApparently they almost didn't cast the kid as Jacob because he was too scrawny. He worked out like crazy and proved that he was right for the role. I think he has youth and good genetics on his side!
Looks like they did a pretty good job on cranking up the screaming, squealing factor and such in this one!
LOL!!!!! You are the funniest person I know!!!! I love it!!!!
ReplyDelete...But you have fallen out of love with Edward??? (Gasp, gasp!!!!) Not me. I like Jacob too-and will probably like him more after seeing the new movie-but there is just something about Edward's character that blows my mind.
It could also have to do with the fact that he IS so young...teeheehee!!!
Only eight years older than my son. :)
Nice guys always finish last, right??? (Insert a big ,evil, smile!!!)
Anywho...thanks Chelsi...I owe you one! :)
I love you Chelsi, but... Blech!
ReplyDeleteAre my friends really cougars in training?
;)
Hahaha! Loved hearing about it all..could not get the blasted Tube to play...darn!
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