(Me with ALL my babies...from Left to Right (as I called them) ... Bo-beena, Bo, Hawky-dog, and Cisco-buscuits) Over the past few weeks I've posted two polls. The first was the question "Do you own a dog?" and the second was "Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?"
I asked the first question because I wanted to get a feel for how many people out there in bloggerland own a dog. Dogs are a HUGE part of my life and have been for many years... as a matter of fact my DB and I have had as many as four dogs at one time and plan on adding another three dogs to our family in the near future! As such, I hope to write a lot more about my dog adventures and hoped to engage you to share some of your own...which is why I wondered what percentage of you have a dog or two...or three. I truly do believe that dogs are the most fabulous, wonderful and amazing creatures on earth, I could live without one...but I sure the hell wouldn't want to!
I asked the first question because I wanted to get a feel for how many people out there in bloggerland own a dog. Dogs are a HUGE part of my life and have been for many years... as a matter of fact my DB and I have had as many as four dogs at one time and plan on adding another three dogs to our family in the near future! As such, I hope to write a lot more about my dog adventures and hoped to engage you to share some of your own...which is why I wondered what percentage of you have a dog or two...or three. I truly do believe that dogs are the most fabulous, wonderful and amazing creatures on earth, I could live without one...but I sure the hell wouldn't want to!
Now, the "Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?" question had no such deep or intrinsic meaning. I was simply listening to Gretchen Wilson's song "Skoal Ring" (which I love) and go to wondering who on God's green earth could actually enjoys chewing that shit! Oh, and btw, "I could live without anything-"....including..."a man with a skoal ring!" I had a boyfriend who chewed, so can say firsthand that while that little gray ring on back pocket is most certainly cute, there's nothing tasty about it!
(Music starts about a minute in)
Which is why I must finish with this (warning: mature content) joke....
Prior to her trip to Texas, Lola (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
Lola said, "That mesquite BBQ is so good, the meat fell off the bone! And I went to a real rodeo. It was crazy! Those guys ride wild horses and bulls! It was crazy fun!"
Prior to her trip to Texas, Lola (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
Lola said, "That mesquite BBQ is so good, the meat fell off the bone! And I went to a real rodeo. It was crazy! Those guys ride wild horses and bulls! It was crazy fun!"
Then her friends asked....
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
To which Lola replied:
"Are you kidding? Hell no! You should see the size of the condoms they carry in
their back pocket!!!"
"Are you kidding? Hell no! You should see the size of the condoms they carry in
their back pocket!!!"
Sorry... it's not that funny.... *snort* But I like it.
....snort.... LOL.... my Dear Honey used to chew many moons ago and long before I knew him.... good thing he quit too, I don't kiss boys that chew. NASTY, I learned that little lesson in HS, AND the ones that spit in a popcan....AAAAGGGH! GAG!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle today.
Ha! I love that joke! It's a classic! lol The boyfriend used to chew and I'm just SO glad he stopped. Ick!
ReplyDeleteDogs are definately great to have around. I don't know what we'd do without Cheyanne, even when she does tear up my flowers. :) They have so much personality and are so much fun!
LOL! What a silly song, too. And the joke. hahaha!
ReplyDeleteNo a skoal ring does not turn me on. ewww. lol!
Thanks for the giggles, Chelsi,
~Lisa