****Warning: THE FOLLOWING POST DEALS WITH MATURE SUBJECT MATTER- lacking for any social etiquette and highly suggestive in sexual content and inappropriate for many readers- I highly suggest that my mother, specifically, not read it :) .... and anyone not willing to see the humor in this most unladylike discussion.... ******
A friend and I were having a conversation the other day in Chapters. Let me tell you- it was most certainly NOT a conversation one would usually partake in at a book store. Or any public place for that matter. The two of us were wandering around the store, pulling out some of our favorite books and discussing the merits of each... some of which were great literary masterpieces... and some of which were quite undeniably smut.... when one book in particular inspired a most-un-ladylike topic.....
It all started with a discussion about "the talk"...
You know "the talk"... that incredibly awkward and usually-by-that-time-irrelevant sex talk you have with your parents?
Yah... that one.
So there we were in the magazine section- my English-riding friend looking through Horse and Hound and I perusing Western Horseman- the both of us totally engrossed in the discussion of how we gained the majority of our pre-personal-experience Intel from late night slumber parties...
Ahhh! Slumber Parties! Remember them?
The dictionary should read:
Slumber Party: wherein a group of virginal, pure-of-mind, prepubescent girls gather around the prerequisite, know-all hussy (there is always one) to gather sorridly graphic, oh-so-steamy instruction on matters pertaining to the opposite sex... ie- how to french kiss a boy as well as what unexpected consequences might arise from such action....
It was during this discussion that the topic of how and when we discovered the logistics of giving blow jobs came about...
Excuse me? Yes, I did just say Blow Jobs. WOW!!! cant believe I just typed that!!!!
So... this is about where those of you who didn't take my warning might want to reconsider!
Because this is a topic that I simply must discuss... you'll find out why later...
So, I mentioned to my friend that at a teen I found the term "blow job" rather confusing- given some misinformation I had received that led me to read the term as...well....a literal translation of the act... Come on! You have to admit that the term is an oxymoron of sorts...highly confusing to such an innocent mind as mine was at the time.
Anyways... this prompted a further discussion on the topic....
I just have to pause here to note that there were actually one or two...or three men in our general vicinity during our conversation... men who seemed to gather suspiciously close as it progressed... men who eventually gave up even the pretext of flipping the pages of the magazines in their hands and took to staring blankly with one ear keenly trained in our direction. But I digress.
Eventually the topic turned to even classier subject matters....such as our general assumptions of the popularity of such acts amongst our fellow female friends (having agreed that most of the males we know are unanimous in their opinion of such) and more specifically how women feel about giving them... the poll read as follows....
Do most women:
a) hate it, wont do it
b) dont like it but will do it
c) dont mind
d) like it
e) love it
A dare, of sorts, was wagered. A poll was suggested. Yes, I said poll. Her suggestion... that I place a poll with the above options on my BLOG!!!
I believe my reply was a resounding, "Ah...yah.... I THINK NOT!!!"
A debate ensued. I defended my honor, my class, my dignity... my lady-ish-ness *blank stare* and in the end we settled on some terms...
The result of which is today's post.
A bet is a bet. This is me paying up....Discussing fellatio on my blog.
*hangs head in shame*
Here is my question to you.
What is your best guess at the result of the poll? (see above for options a,b,c,d,e,)
Who is willing to step up and admit they are just as sordidly curious as we were!?!?