Why I shouldnt have photoshop...

Because after an hour of playing I turned this...

Into this...

If only I lived in the 80's, I could paint this in oil on to a black velvet canvas and I'd be a famous artist by now!

Dammit! If only acid wash, shoulder pads, perms and bad impressionistic art would come back in style I'd be set! ....

(Red carpet pictures taken in the year 2010!)

Whooop!

Looks like I'm in luck!