Eclipse Trailer and Abby's Waxed Up!

Sorry for (what may be for some) the graphic photo. But Abby's waxed up and her milks gone white and that means that she should be foaling really soon now! I actually did a little happy dance when I received the e-mail from Marcy. Someone seriously needs to remind me that this coming foal isnt mine. Actually, on second thought, dont remind me... I'll take the sweet bliss of denial of reality gladly. I have a feeling that I'll be jumping out of bed every morning and on the computer within minutes until that foal hits the ground.

And in other news....

OH MY!! Oh my...oh my! The trailer for my favorite book of the Twilight Series has been released. I may have giggled...... And maybe even squealed... just a little.

Link to watch it on Oprah's website here.

http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Worldwide-Premiere-Watch-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse-Trailer-Video_1

Oh but there is more!!

Vampire Porn

****WARNING: The following post contains adult content suitable only for those with a sexually suggestive sense of humor and a willingness to overlook my inappropriate posting behavior***

Well, I intended to do an "update" post letting you all know what I've been up to this past week (riding, lessons, Olympics, hikes, etc.) but I doubt any of those mundane subjects could compare to the the intrigue aroused by these two short words- Vampire Porn.

So, I ran in to a bookstore a few days ago hoping to quickly grab the sequel to a novel I recently read (Into the Wilderness by Sara Donati) but after spending ten minutes searching, it looked like I was going to walk out empty handed (which would be even more sacrilegious as walking out of a tack store empty handed) and so I frantically scanned the isle for something- anything- when a dark book with the words "Vampire Romance" caught my eye...

The title: 'The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance- over 25 short stories of hot blood, midnight pleasures and inhuman passions.'

*raises hand* SOLD!

Seriously, with a title like that how could I not buy it?!

This is where I also need to mention that I recently watched the movie 'Boogie Nights' wherein Mark Walhberg (hello Marky Mark!) and Julienne Moore explore the cheesy, pronstash wearing, pool-boy-meets-lonely-housewife porn industry of the 70's and 80's.

And so, having recently become well apprised on the subject, I feel confident in declaring this Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance retitled, "The Mammoth Book of unabashedly 80's-style-Vampire Porn".

Oh my!

Every last ounce of the sexual frustration aroused by the painfully chaste Twilight series has been made up for in just one of these juicy, steamy, fetish filled short stories.

Stephanie Mayer, hold on to your hat girl 'cause this shit is hot!

Would I be a totally creep if I admitted to finding it entertaining...

Oh I would?

Well, of course I dont like it at all! I was just checking...

*blank stare*

So wanna little peak? Oh come on! You know you do! I've included a few strategically in focus sentences within the photos above... I dare you not to look!

Twihards Have Officially Gone WAY Too Far!!

So this evening I stumbled upon a funny link of the "30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products". Now, some of these products I really didnt find disturbing at all...not that I would personally buy any of them but I didnt really see the harm in a bumper stickers, T-shirts and cookbooks.... even Vovlo taking advantage of Edward's car of choice...or Burger King's Team Edward or Team Jacob water bottles. All clean fun if you ask me... but...

A few were a little creepy... or a lot creepy... like the underwear (with Edward's face on the inside), dolls, sheets, shower curtains and a silhouette you can stencil on the wall of your bedroom that is somehow distinctly Edward along with the words "Be safe" . Not to mention golden contacts and a felt replica of Bella's womb. Yes, I said womb. Creepy!

But what I found particularly...actually, beyond disturbing, was a certain object... ahh... yah... I'm not going to say what it is.... other than that it sparkles and apparently contains a little ice in order to "retain a cold temperature" and achieve the most "authentic experience". Can I just say WTF!!!!! Wow! Twihards have officially taken it WAY too far.

Pony Girl Needs to Back Off My Man!! (Robert Pattinson)

Just who does she think she is? Posting pictures of herself with MY MAN!!! Does Pony Girl not know he is all mine? Well... "all" and "mine" being a relative term for me and the other fourteen million girls who want to marry him at this moment. Not that I'd marry him... *ehem*

Pony Girl, I like you. Really, I do. I actually could say ditto to everything you wrote in your (hilarious) post on our love affair with Twilight.... but still....you need to step away from my man, sista!

Anyways, I just thought I'd say....

Hours. We are hours away from New Moon.

EEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


*squeal*

*giggle*

*bites lip*

*squeal escapes*

*clamps hand over mouth*

*blush*

*totally flips out- squealing, bouncing, giggling and wild jazz hands*

*remembers that she is 27 years old*

*hangs head in shame*

Thank you, that's all I have to say about that.

Just Eight More Days Till...

Yah, you know what I'm talking about! Just eight more days!

Are you getting excited yet?

I am!!

(for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about... to bad!) Bwahahaha!