Maybe it is the weather that has me feeling all bent up and ready to go paint the town red! Or maybe I am just tired of the day by day mundane!! In truth, I may have a little bit of the Christmas Crazies!! What is that, you ask?
..... that would be like when you are walking through a mall and you hear "Jingle Bell Rock" for the 1,282nd time in a week and you find yourself singing along... only with obscene and profanity laden lyrics substituted for the real ones?
Or when you feel like "taking out" the singing snowman or cheery Santa displays in a flurry of projectile tree ornaments (I dont know about you but I say or-da-ments! Did you know there was no "d" in the word? Weird!)
Personally....all of this happy-go-lucky, peace on earth, Merry Ho-Ho Bullshit is starting to drive me up the wall.....
Maybe I am just jealous because I haven't had any corporate Christmas parties to go to!! I haven't had yearly dose of "coworkers gone wild"!! To balance out all the merry making.
I have a feeling after this rant I might have earned my way on to the "Naughty" list after all!
Ba humbug! ( Oh and what the heck! Merry Christmas too! )